The Chocolate Song.......by Zeke Hoskin

Chorus:    I love chocolate, I love you
           I hope you'll never prove untrue
           But I'll have chocolate if you do
           I can count on chocolate

Father never seemed to make
enough to feed his children steak
but Mom churned out that chocolate cake
Chocolate made my childhood

Chocolate is so action packed
Makes some children hypreact
But too much speed is what I lack
Grown ups need more chocolate

Dogs love chocolate, don't know why
speeds their hearts up till they die
Vet bill's gonna make you cry
Don't let dogs have chocolate

Some say growing old's the pits
Balding heads and sagging hips
But chocolate doesn't give us zits
I'll trade my youth for chocolate

If your waistbands getting tight
and dieting is such a fright
you can curb your appetite
Precede each meal with chocolate

Mach's Cafe is a damn fine place
they eat chocolate by the case
so let the whole darm human race
sing the praise of chocolate

How d'you know that Easter's here?
Chocolate bunnies do appear
If Easter happened twice a year
We could have more chocolate

If your husband's youth is spent
His get up and go has went
Chocolate straightens what is bent
Feed your husband chocolate.

Careless love can break your heart
too much beer can make you fat
God knows smoking isn't smart
Nothing's safe but chocolate

When I'm in a traffic jam
I don't sulk and say "goddamn"!
I'm quite happy where I am
Sittin', eatin' chocolate

Here at this folk song retreat
Some may think the weather's neat
my chocolate melted in the heat
Sunshine's hard on chocolate

Some of you may think this song
Is short on meaning and much too long
And I'm not going to say you're wrong
Let's go have some chocolate.